The case for the long way home
On detours, the Merri Creek trail, and why the fastest route is rarely the one you remember.
There is a route from the roastery to Theo's place in Northcote that takes eleven minutes by bike if you stick to the main road, and about twenty-five if you don't. The long version follows the creek, loses the traffic after the first bridge, and passes a bench where an old man feeds the same three ducks every evening at six. We have never once taken the short way.
This is, I think, the whole philosophy of the company, if a company is allowed a philosophy. We did not set out to make coffee faster, or stronger, or more convenient, because the world has plenty of that and it has not made anyone happier. We set out to make the kind of coffee you drink on the bench by the creek. Which turns out to be a cold one, in a can, made very slowly by someone who wasn't in a hurry either.
The trick with the long way home is that it isn't longer in any way that matters. You arrive. You just arrive with something: a thought you'd been avoiding, the smell of the creek after rain, the knowledge that the ducks are fine. The eleven-minute version gives you eleven minutes back, and you spend them on your phone.
So: take the long way. Drink the slow coffee. If you must be efficient, be efficient at something else.














